Reading a Profile
Follow these keys to reading a profile:
1. If a person writes, "not looking to play games,"
"don't want to be hurt," "just dumped on," etc, they
are wounded, so beware.
2. When a woman states she's into fitness more than
once in her profile, she's overweight. When a
man states he's into fitness more than once in his
profile, he won't date a woman who is overweight.
3. When a person posts several different pictures of
themselves, and all but one picture looks good,
the person presently looks like the worst looking
picture posted.
4. If a guy posts a picture of himself wearing a
baseball cap, he's bald.
5. When anyone refuses to post a picture they are
either ugly, or think that they are ugly.
6. If a woman says she's wild or crazy, she's bipolar.
If a man says he's wild or crazy, he's horny.
7. Anyone who writes about their ex in their profile is
still hurting and/or still in love.
8. When a woman states she is open minded, she is
bisexual. When a man states that he is open
minded, he wants to have a threesome.
9. If a guy is lying about anything in his profile, it is
likely his height. If a woman is lying about
anything in her profile, it is likely her weight.
10. When someone makes a point to state that they
are "honest" in their profile, it is because
someone they have recently dated has lied to
them.
